Celtica and company find their way to the coast where they hope to intercept a shipment of Briton wool before it leaves for foreign shores. Will they be able to stop the Gaulish captain Veteranus from loading the wool onto the legion’s treasure ships?
Written and Directed by Karolyn Blake with Ansel Burch
Music by Arne Parrott
Ellen DeSitter as Narrator and Sheep
Karolyn Blake as Celtcia, Môr and Gwellt
Kat Evans as Gwynedd
Ansel Burch as Wulfric
Ben McCauley as Veteranus
Jared McDaris as Novan
Jackie Tyiran as Carreg
Anna Gaetke as Gwylan
Sound by Ansel Burch
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The Crew of the Business II are still trying to make their way across the swamp planet of Kergula but things are looking dark with Eric caught by a Kerg warrior and held in her spawning pool. Alpha Six and Kitchen are there to save him but will they be able to save him from the true enemy, time?
Music by Sam Locke
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch
Julia Williams as Field Marshall Sponell
Kamron Palmer as Eric Gordon
Kat Evans as Alpha Six
Karolyn Blake as Kitchen
Ansel Burch and Sam Locke as Kerg warriors
Sound Design by Ansel Burch
Writing Assisted by Sarah Bowden
Once she was Euvrain, Queen of Northsex. Now she is the magically powered freedom fighter, Celtica. Will she be able to rescue her husband from a prison of marital strife? Will talking to each other like grown ups turn out to be her super weakness? Find out in this episode!
Written and Directed by Karolyn Blake and Ansel Burch
Music by Dacey Arashiba
Celtica- Karolyn Blake
Wulfric- Ansel Burch
Announcer and Roman Lady 2- Julia Williams
Roman Guard- Kamron Palmer
Roman Lady 1- Lizzie Mc Guire
Orred- Jared Mc Daris
The crew of the Business II are still stuck on the Kerg homeworld when they come upon a rare find, a kerg laboratory. How will Kitchen, Mabel, Alpha 6 and Eric manage to overcome the hostile AI that runs the facility? Will they find any gear that helps in their search for the rest of the crew? Find out in this new episode!
Ellen DeSitter as Mabel
Karolyn Blake as Kitchen
Kat Evans as Alpha 6
Ansel Burch as Eric
Ben McCauley as Kerg AI/ Pursuit
Euvrain’s journey has thus far focused on her magic helmet, blessed by the power of her druid adviser, Gwynedd. When that blessing starts to wear off, it’s time to visit the nearest available henge for a quick tune up. Will there be more challenges to face along the way? Listen in to find out for yourself.
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch
Music by Sam Locke
Writing assisted by Sarah Bowden
Karolyn Blake as Euvrain
Kat Evans as Gwynedd
Ben McCauley- Narrator and Gaius
Ellen DeSitter- Holly
Ansel Burch - Oak
Sam Locke - Stag
Derrick Gaetke- Sheep and Roman Commander
Anna Gaetke- Moon
The crew of the Business II have been separated and scattered across the enemy home world of Kergula. One by one the crew is rebuilding but what will happen when two of our heroes happen into the dreaded Warlord of Kergula?
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch
Music by Sam Locke
Derrick Gaetke as Doc
Anna Gaetke as Leslie
Sam Locke as Suit
Ben McCauley as Warlord
Karolyn Blake as Kerg Goon
Kat Evans as Kerg
Ellen DeSitter as Toady
Karolyn Blake as Kitchen
Kat Evans as Alpha 6
Ellen DeSitter as Mabel
Ansel Burch as Eric
The crew of the Business II have been marooned on the surface the the enemy home world, Kergula. Will they be able to survive a run in with a Kerg super scientist and his creation? Will they survive a run in with a Kerg war party at the same time? Listen in to find out!
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch
Music by Arne Parrott
Kat Evans- Alpha 6
Rachel Granda Gluski- Mabel
Karolyn Blake- Kitchen
Nate Buursma as Greeb
Ansel Burch as Kerg2
Ben McCauley- Doctor Quargo
Kamron Palmer- Kaptain Kerg/ Eric
Arne Parrott- Bubo
Sound design by Ansel Burch
Euvrain, Wulfric and Gwynedd attempt to attend a party like normal people but Rome's agent have found them once again. Will they be able to save a newly founded city from being indebted to the empire? Will they be able to survive their first encounter with an assassin from Germania, the Draugr?
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch and Karolyn Blake
Music by Arne Parrott
Karolyn Blake as Euvrain
Kamron Palmer as Wulfric
Kat Evans as Gwynedd
Noah Ginex as Gefron
Adam McAleavey as Vaiperius
Ellen DeSitter as Draugr
Euvrain has been driven from her home and begins a tour of Brittania drumming up support from the locals around the island. First stop, Eboracum. Will she be able to convince the local soldiers to abandon the Roman legion and save their country? She has got King Wulfic on hand to convince them.
*Please note: We had some technical issues this month so this recording is not to our usual standards. We apologize and appreciate your bearing with us for this month.*
Karolyn Blake as Euvrain
Kamron Palmer as Wulfric, Roman 2
Kat Evans as Gwynedd
Ansel Burch as Narrator, Nigel and Briton
Ben McCauley as Vincenzo, Roman 1 and Briton
The crew of the Business II are in deep water when the rocket crash lands on the surface of an unknown planet. What dangers will they face as they try to find their way back to the stars.
*Please note: We had some technical issues this month so this recording is not to our usual standards. We apologize and appreciate your bearing with us for this month.*
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch
Music by Sam Locke and Courtney McNally
Starring:
Ellen DeSitter as Mabel
Karolyn Blake as Kitchen
Kat Evans as Alpha 6
Kamron Palmer as Kerg 1
Ben McCauley as Kerg 2
Ansel Burch as Kerg 3
Sam Locke as Kerg 4
Sound Design by Ansel Burch
When the crew of the Business II find their way into a dead station that gives them the gift of second youth, what will they be willing to do to keep it?
Written and Directed by Ben McCauley
Music by Sam Locke
Starring:
Anna Gaetke as Leslie McFlusher
Karolyn Blake as Kitchen
Ellen DeSitter as Mabel
Ansel Burch as Chuck Codger
Kat Evans as Alpha 6
Derrick Gaetke as Doc
Stephen Winchell as Commander Steven Bohunk
Sound Design by Peter Carparelli
ROME! Vortex of modern civilization. ROME! Fountainhead of culture. ROME! Glorious pronouncement of mankind's... serious need for a whuppin'. Enter CELTICA, the mysterious helmeted hero who strikes at the heart of male-centric fascism, but leaves not a drop of blood in her wake. What is the secret of CELTICA? Find out now, by LISTENING!
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch
Music by Arne Parrott
Starring:
Karolyn Blake as Euvrain
Ben McCauley as Marcus Tempo
Kat Evans as Gwyneth
Kamron Palmer as Centurion/Willum
Derrick Gaetke as Dolorous Vindicticous
With Adam McAleavey as Narrator/Ainsley and Mouth Foley
Sound Design by Peter Carparelli
Armed with a state-of-the-art Kitchen A.I. and numerous remote transmissions to lead them to new horizons, the Geezers prepare to leave Aes Mosely. While they pack for their epic voyage, Mable shares a story about the importance of communication and the dangers of tiny tiny things.
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch
Music by Sam Locke
Starring:
Ellen DeSitter as Mable
Adam McAleavey as Chuck Codger
Karolyn Blake as Leslie McFlusher and Kitchen
Derrick Gaetke as Doctor Theobald "Doc" Howard
Kat Evans as Alex/Alpha 6 and Dip-Dip
Kamron Palmer as Eric Gordon and Fuzzybottle
Jerry Bloom as J'Than
With Adam McAleavey on Mouth Foley
Sound Design by Peter Carparelli
Having run out of money, henchmen, and luck, Bernie & Hildy take on a risky job themselves to try and get back on their feet. But when the rug gets yanked out from under them, they find they've got nowhere to turn except a mysterious figure with a shocking connection to their past... and possibly the only safe route to their future.
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch, Derrick Gaetke and Adam McAleavey
Music by Sam Locke
Starring:
Kat Evans as Bernice Carmicci
Ellen DeSitter as Hildred Carmicci
Derrick Gaetke as Officer Lazuli
Ansel Burch as Bank Clerk
Kamron Palmer as Fed Bureau
Jerry Bloom as Buster Kneecaps
Karolyn Blake as Lorenza "The Magician" Carmicci
With Adam McAleavey as Nunzio Distractii and Mouth Foley
Sound Design by Peter Carparelli
Everyone's favorite liberators of literature have crossed the pond, where a certain Mr. Usher requires their assistance. But the New World is a mysterious and dangerous place, full of ghosts, devils, and frustratingly similar architecture. Will our heroes find the right house in time? Only our legal department knows for sure!
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch and Adam McAleavey
Music by Sam Locke
Starring:
Laura Grace Bouxsein as Jane Eyre
Anna Gaetke as Mr. Toad
Kat Evans as Beowulf
Derrick Gaetke as the Ghost of Christmas Past
Ansel Burch as the Headless Horseman
Karolyn Blake as Josephine March
With Adam McAleavey as "Devil" and Mouth Foley
Sound Design by Peter Carparelli
Excitement and anxiety abound when the crew of the Business II unearth a vast collection of missed messages from the old days of the UGFAP. While most appear to be inconsequential, one of them awakens a memory of Doc's, a memory about a special young woman... and their strange, unforgettable connection.
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch
Music by Arne Parrott
Starring:
Adam McAleavey as Chuck Codger
Anna Gaetke as Leslie McFlusher and Ada
Derrick Gaetke as Doctor Theobald "Doc" Howard
Karolyn Blake as Kitchen and Dr. Rosalind Lovelace
Mark Soloff as Dr. Avoirdupois Pilcher
With Adam McAleavey on Mouth Foley
Sound Design by Peter Carparelli
While the crew of the Business II hiding from invisible space monsters, Eric recalls more of his glory days, when he saved an entire platoon and ended a deadly war.
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch
Music by Arne Parrott
Starring:
Adam McAleavey as Chuck Codger and Morale Officer Pubol
Kat Evans as Alpha 6 and the Felinite
Ellen DeSitter as Mabel and Cartographer Johnson
Anna Gaetke as Leslie McFlusher
Kamron Palmer as Eric Gordon
Derrick Gaetke as Doctor Theobald Howard
Michael Thomas Downey as Spreadsheeter Hudson
With Adam McAleavey on Mouth Foley
Sound Design by Peter Carparelli
Alpha 6 is reminded of another episode in her path to choosing an android life while the rest of the crew of the Business II has gotten themselves in another pickle. A strange machine has swapped their minds and bodies. Can Alpha Six save them? Did she save other people long ago? Tune in to find out!
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch
Music by Arne Parrott
Starring:
Adam McAleavey as Chuck Codger/Leslie McFlusher
Kat Evans as Alpha 6/Alex Rockwell
Karolyn Blake as Kitchen
Anna Gaetke as Leslie McFlusher/Chuck Codger and Sigma 12
Kamron Palmer as Eric Gordon/Doctor Theobald Howard and Twitch
Derrick Gaetke as Doctor Theobald Howard/Eric Gordon
Stella Cheeks as Kappa 10
With Adam McAleavey on Mouth Foley
Sound Design by Peter Carparelli
While wandering the wastes of Aes Mosely, Chuck stumbles onto a still-functioning cafeteria and gets to work on a surprise meal for the crew. But nestled within the kitchen's memory banks is an echo from his past, reminding him of one the most bizarre adventures of his decorated career.
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch
Music by Sam Locke
Starring:
Adam McAleavey as Chuck Codger
Kat Evans as Alpha 6/Mairead McFlusher
Jen Usellis as Kitchen/The Fleet Coordinator
Anna Gaetke as Leslie McFlusher
Kamron Palmer as Eric
Derrick Gaetke as Doc
Brian Miskelly as Mable/Meyers/Kerg
With Adam McAleavey on Mouth Foley
Sound Design by Peter Carparelli
Having returned to Aes Mosely and the only civilization they've known for decades, the crew of the Business 2 is immediately confronted with a stark lack of communication from the outside. Are the Kerg back in their invisible, teleporting death squads, or is everyone just ignoring them? And if they are surrounded by invisible foes, how can the team compete? The answer may lie in a caper from Leslie's younger days.
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch
Music by Arne Parrott
Starring:
Adam McAleavey as Chuck Codger
Anna Gaetke as Leslie McFlusher
James D'Amato as Aandrew
Kat Evans as Alpha 6/Mairead McFlusher
Ansel Burch as Dr. Garrison McFlusher
Kamron Palmer as Eric/Bayard/Alien
Derrick Gaetke as Doc
Ellen DeSitter as Mable
With Adam McAleavey on Mouth Foley
Sound Design by Peter Carparelli